Children's Books That Never Made It
1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch
2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
3. Fox In Detox
4. Who Shat in the Hat?
5. Horton Hires a Ho
6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax
7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
8. Your Colon Can Moo - Can You?
9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
10. The Cat in the Blender
11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the F*ck Out!
12. Are You My Proctologist?
13. Yentl the Lentil
14. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
15. Aunts in My Pants
16. You Are Different and That's Bad
17. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
18. Dad's New Wife Robert
19. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
20. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
21. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
22. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
23. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
24. All Cats Go to Hell
25. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
26. Some Kittens Can Fly
27. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
28. Grandpa Gets a Casket
29. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
30. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
31. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
32. Strangers Have the Best Candy
33. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
34. You Were an Accident
35. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
36. Pop! Goes The Hamster..And Other Great Microwave Games
37. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
38. Your Nightmares Are Real
39. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
40. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
41. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
42. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
43. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
44. Padington Gets Tanked
45. Furious George and The Puppies
46. The Story of Babar: The Little Elephant Who Was Shot and Killed For His Ivory
47. The Little Engine That Couldn't Because He Was A Worthless Bum Like Your Father
48. Run Away From Home: Your Parents Will Thank You
49. Everybody Dies... Even Your Mommy and Daddy
50. Timmy's First Gay Bar
51. 40 Whacks: Counting With Lizzie
52. When Mommy Leaves Daddy, and What You Did To Cause It
53. Where's Waldo's Weewee?
54. Barney's Bleeding and Nobody Can Help
55. Furious George Delivers The Mail
56. 29 Ways To Fake A Fever
57. Charlie and The Obsessive Compulsive Eating Disorder
58. 101 Things You Can Do At The Bottom Of The Pool
59. Daddies and Mommies and Mistresses, Oh My!
60. The Seven Year Old's Guide To Faking Your Own Death
61. The Secret Diary Of The Monster Living Under Your Bed
62. Charlie and The Abondoned Armaments Factory
63. Controlling The Playground: Respect Through Fear
64. The Little Engine That Could Gets Drunk and Kills Several Pedestrians
65. Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets
66. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead
67. What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
68. Bi-Curious George
69. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer...... Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
70:Lets make the new Baby disappear!
1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch
2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
3. Fox In Detox
4. Who Shat in the Hat?
5. Horton Hires a Ho
6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax
7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
8. Your Colon Can Moo - Can You?
9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
10. The Cat in the Blender
11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the F*ck Out!
12. Are You My Proctologist?
13. Yentl the Lentil
14. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
15. Aunts in My Pants
16. You Are Different and That's Bad
17. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
18. Dad's New Wife Robert
19. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
20. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
21. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
22. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
23. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
24. All Cats Go to Hell
25. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
26. Some Kittens Can Fly
27. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
28. Grandpa Gets a Casket
29. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
30. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
31. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
32. Strangers Have the Best Candy
33. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
34. You Were an Accident
35. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
36. Pop! Goes The Hamster..And Other Great Microwave Games
37. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
38. Your Nightmares Are Real
39. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
40. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
41. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
42. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
43. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
44. Padington Gets Tanked
45. Furious George and The Puppies
46. The Story of Babar: The Little Elephant Who Was Shot and Killed For His Ivory
47. The Little Engine That Couldn't Because He Was A Worthless Bum Like Your Father
48. Run Away From Home: Your Parents Will Thank You
49. Everybody Dies... Even Your Mommy and Daddy
50. Timmy's First Gay Bar
51. 40 Whacks: Counting With Lizzie
52. When Mommy Leaves Daddy, and What You Did To Cause It
53. Where's Waldo's Weewee?
54. Barney's Bleeding and Nobody Can Help
55. Furious George Delivers The Mail
56. 29 Ways To Fake A Fever
57. Charlie and The Obsessive Compulsive Eating Disorder
58. 101 Things You Can Do At The Bottom Of The Pool
59. Daddies and Mommies and Mistresses, Oh My!
60. The Seven Year Old's Guide To Faking Your Own Death
61. The Secret Diary Of The Monster Living Under Your Bed
62. Charlie and The Abondoned Armaments Factory
63. Controlling The Playground: Respect Through Fear
64. The Little Engine That Could Gets Drunk and Kills Several Pedestrians
65. Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets
66. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead
67. What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
68. Bi-Curious George
69. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer...... Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
70:Lets make the new Baby disappear!