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    And now for your literary delight....

    WestwardHo
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    And now for your literary delight.... Empty And now for your literary delight....

    Post by WestwardHo Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:07 pm

    Children's Books That Never Made It


    1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch

    2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert

    3. Fox In Detox

    4. Who Shat in the Hat?

    5. Horton Hires a Ho

    6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax

    7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day

    8. Your Colon Can Moo - Can You?

    9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil

    10. The Cat in the Blender

    11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the F*ck Out!

    12. Are You My Proctologist?

    13. Yentl the Lentil

    14. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket

    15. Aunts in My Pants

    16. You Are Different and That's Bad

    17. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

    18. Dad's New Wife Robert

    19. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share

    20. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

    21. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

    22. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

    23. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

    24. All Cats Go to Hell

    25. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

    26. Some Kittens Can Fly

    27. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

    28. Grandpa Gets a Casket

    29. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

    30. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

    31. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

    32. Strangers Have the Best Candy

    33. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

    34. You Were an Accident

    35. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

    36. Pop! Goes The Hamster..And Other Great Microwave Games

    37. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan

    38. Your Nightmares Are Real

    39. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

    40. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

    41. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

    42. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

    43. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

    44. Padington Gets Tanked

    45. Furious George and The Puppies

    46. The Story of Babar: The Little Elephant Who Was Shot and Killed For His Ivory

    47. The Little Engine That Couldn't Because He Was A Worthless Bum Like Your Father

    48. Run Away From Home: Your Parents Will Thank You

    49. Everybody Dies... Even Your Mommy and Daddy

    50. Timmy's First Gay Bar

    51. 40 Whacks: Counting With Lizzie

    52. When Mommy Leaves Daddy, and What You Did To Cause It

    53. Where's Waldo's Weewee?

    54. Barney's Bleeding and Nobody Can Help

    55. Furious George Delivers The Mail

    56. 29 Ways To Fake A Fever

    57. Charlie and The Obsessive Compulsive Eating Disorder

    58. 101 Things You Can Do At The Bottom Of The Pool

    59. Daddies and Mommies and Mistresses, Oh My!

    60. The Seven Year Old's Guide To Faking Your Own Death

    61. The Secret Diary Of The Monster Living Under Your Bed

    62. Charlie and The Abondoned Armaments Factory

    63. Controlling The Playground: Respect Through Fear

    64. The Little Engine That Could Gets Drunk and Kills Several Pedestrians

    65. Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets

    66. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead

    67. What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

    68. Bi-Curious George

    69. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer...... Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!

    70:Lets make the new Baby disappear!
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    Post by PHMadness Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:07 pm

    Lol. Why were the good books not published?

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